Boyce on Education and School

Me: How's your new class going, Boyce?

Boyce: Well, I'm a little frustrated today. 

Me: Why?

Boyce: Because I made a volcano....not a real one, of course...and it didn't even have smoke or lava come out!

Me: Do you think that's because it was made out of blocks?

Boyce: Mom, volcanos made out of blocks should at least have some hot smoke coming out or something!

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Me: Boyce, tell me 2 things you did at school today.

Boyce: I didn't go to time out and I went poop on the potty.

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Boyce: Mom, why do I have to go to camp today?

Me: You have to go to camp because it is fun and because I have to work.

Boyce: Well, I'm going to lose my job on the SWAT team if I keep missing work. Bad guys don't care if I'm at school.